We were delighted to find this email in our inbox from Bubba, a fantastic (and very well spoken) feline that visited our hospital recently and had some thoughts to share regarding his care and treatment at WestVet.
This email has been shared with permission and was written by cat’s very talented and tolerant person:
Greetings, cat slave – er, human,
Cat wishes to offer feedback on his recent trip to your clinic. (Cat will skip the indignities of being forced into a carrier and placed in a motor vehicle! This did not please Cat.)
Cat found your clinic to be warm, with soft furniture to lay on.
The floors were clean and tidy, and nice for Cat to walk upon.
Cat also found the water to be perfectly cold and delicious! Cat generally drinks from the canals, which have much warmer water. Your water is yummy!
And while Cat’s abscess broke before Vet could reach him, Cat was quickly taken for treatment, once his cat slave announced Cat’s condition. (Cat slave made a compress from a dishcloth she had in her apron. Though not a cat, she is quite improvisational.)
Vet then took charge. Cat is glad to say that his head was shaved in a nice pattern, which does not detract from his handsome Cat looks. (Cat did not like that antibiotic shot, but cat slave swears it was better than pills. Cat does not take pills, to cat slave’s woe.)
Cat would like to tell Vet that his wound is only a pinprick now and has healed nicely. Cat has not scratched it and he keeps it clean.
In conclusion, Cat would like to state that he would be happy to return to Vet – if necessary – but only if Cat is permitted to be seated with dignity in the motor vehicle, as is befitting to Cat. (Though Cat did not like the dog biscuit he was offered, and cat slave could not find any Cat treats). This lack of Cat accommodation does not detract from your review, though, as Cat was not hungry.
Cat gives your clinic 4 paws up!
Cat has a busy life and there’s no time for sickness.
In conclusion, Cat would like to state that he would be happy to return to Vet – if necessary – but only if Cat is permitted to be seated with dignity in the motor vehicle, as is befitting to Cat.
Cat has now returned to his regular employment and wishes to thank Vet and Vet Friends.
Oh, but before you think that Cat is just another pretty face – au contraire! Cat studies mousing, scouting, and numerous farm skills.
Ruler of all Cats, Leader of Catmanity
~ Transcribed by his cat slave this day 7,822,306 of the Rule of Cats ~
PS Cat is glad he could brighten your day, as this is the true function of Cats. (That rumor about it being the job of Cats to trip you? Lies – foul lies!)
We want to thank Bubba (and his person) for taking the time to send us this charming message. We feel privileged to work with the most amazing pets and people in the Treasure Valley!